January 2011
My timeline is blowing up on Twitter about the...
The thing was, it wasnt even live. it was pre recorded. Avril didnt have a clue that it was a chat, she thought it was a simple interview. so the pages got alot of comericials because of the avril chat thing. So im up in the night for absolute no reason.
Nobody blames Avril, well done, since it was not her fault. But, hell, chatabase and saturday night online will regret ever messin’ with...
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Dreams
Everybody has dreams right? Well, my dreams are: 1. Be a singer/songwriter. I sang since I was 3 years old and I’ve always wanted to do it. I love music, music is my way to express my feelings, in lyrics, melodies. I’ve played guitar, piano and took vocallessions in 2 years. I’m self learned when it comes to guitar and piano. My biggest dream is to be a worldwide international...
I wish I went to Hogwarts so much.
-fuckthisimgoingtohogwarts:
It’d be like
Get up
Meet your friends
Learn some magic
Play some chess
Party
I SO WISH.
In Sweden you get a bigger punishment for shooting...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
I hate when someone stays behind me when I'm using...
noclassbeatdownfool:
I’m like
That awkward moment when everyone in your class...
mikey-way-is-my-hero:
transmissionxlithium-killjoy:
thekilljoyofsuburbia:
oneofthedatelesslosers:
mikey-way-is-my-hero:
Or weight gain, or anything similar.
LOL THIS
omg the gifs.
What if we had a separate school in each area...
stylishfeat:
katiee-elizabethh1234:
canonlycontainletters:
purpleninjas:
starlitheavens:
I’d be walking to school like
I would look forward to school
I WOULDD LOVE THIS. I WOULD BE SOO HAPPY:D
Tumblr makes me like people I’ve never met, and...
When I'm eating:
thebest-damnthing:
Expectations:
Reality:
Damn, when I’m hungry. I don’t give a damn.
Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I have a math test tomorrow.
Girl: And?
Guy: Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on.
3D Street Artist Paintings by Edgar Muller
sparklebitches:
ktleigh93:
baddecisions-makegoodstories:
BIGGEST
MIND
FUCK
OF
LIFE
this is the coolest thing everrrr.
dude
If you believe in Jesus Christ, reblog this and...
thenocturnalcouchpotato:
dacupcakebomb:
everyonelovesanitaliangirllll:
heathershipsterheaven:
kelly-isaacs:
If my followers can post athiest stuff and I still respect them, then they can respect this.
(via -lalalove)
I hate seeing "porn" on my dash!
chillininthe-summertime:
Seriously! Don’t reblog those celebrity nude shots or some gif of people having sex! I don’t wanna see that shit on my dash!
When I try to look sexily into someone's eyes
Expectation: Reality:
omg
oh my god
OH DEAR GOD, I SCREAMED.
GPOY TO ETERNITY.
THAT NOISE I JUST MADE
IT IS NOT HUMAN
I am in tears omg
lksdjhgi
MY LIFE.
OH MY GOD. TEARS.
OH MY GOD I CANT
NEW FAVORITE GIF OH MY GOD.
o m g.
WHAT IS AIR?
This will be my final post.
ellirosee:
signmyshoe:
riandawsonontoast:
holyhippogriffs:
thepoltergeist:
I’m sorry I couldn’t hold on any longer. I couldn’t even wait until tomorrow for my grand finale. Life just isn’t worth it. Here is my suicide note.
The number for Virginia state police is (804) 674-2000 or if you live in around that state call 911
ATTENTION! THIS IS HER FACEBOOK PAGE :
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"Try to not think about it" YEAAH, CAUSE IT'S NOT...
